{"id":73,"date":"2003-11-01T16:53:11","date_gmt":"2003-11-01T16:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/11\/diced-burglar-with-wu-shu-sauce\/"},"modified":"2003-11-01T16:53:11","modified_gmt":"2003-11-01T16:53:11","slug":"diced-burglar-with-wu-shu-sauce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/11\/01\/diced-burglar-with-wu-shu-sauce\/","title":{"rendered":"Diced Burglar With Wu Shu Sauce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angryasianman.com\/angry.html\">Angry Asian Man<\/a>&#8216;s blog, I ran across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/italy\/story\/0,12576,1061765,00.html\">this story<\/a>. It really reminds me of Free Satpal Ram on ADF&#8217;s Rafi&#8217;s Revenge album. It is probably a bad idea to have a knife fight with an acupuncturist, especially the one known as &#8220;The Doctor.&#8221; I think that he should be honored for taking care of the situation and sending a clear message. Don&#8217;t FUCK with The Doctor, or he will shank your ass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While reading Angry Asian Man&#8216;s blog, I ran across this story. It really reminds me of Free Satpal Ram on ADF&#8217;s Rafi&#8217;s Revenge album. It is probably a bad idea to have a knife fight with an acupuncturist, especially the one known as &#8220;The Doctor.&#8221; I think that he should be honored for taking care &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/11\/01\/diced-burglar-with-wu-shu-sauce\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}