{"id":70,"date":"2003-10-25T20:31:20","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T20:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/10\/national-lampoons-communist-vacation\/"},"modified":"2003-10-25T20:31:20","modified_gmt":"2003-10-25T20:31:20","slug":"national-lampoons-communist-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/10\/25\/national-lampoons-communist-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"National Lampoon&#8217;s Communist Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"14_128[1].jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/14_128[1].jpg\" width=\"128\" height=\"96\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nWell, tomorrow I am off to Shanghai! Got some cheap tix, so I gots to go. After reading about the Taxi service in Shanghai, I have been trying to polish up on my Chinese, but have since given up. But if we go eat Dim Sum I have a reasonable chance of being understood!<br \/>\nSo, you want anything? Lemme know! SARS, penis of endangered animal, mail order bride, Polex watches&#8230; Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t ask.<br \/>\nI promise plenty of pics when I get back&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, tomorrow I am off to Shanghai! Got some cheap tix, so I gots to go. After reading about the Taxi service in Shanghai, I have been trying to polish up on my Chinese, but have since given up. But if we go eat Dim Sum I have a reasonable chance of being understood! So, &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2003\/10\/25\/national-lampoons-communist-vacation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}