{"id":443,"date":"2005-11-05T16:04:16","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T16:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/11\/jesus-christ-pose-kid-version\/"},"modified":"2005-11-05T16:04:16","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T16:04:16","slug":"jesus-christ-pose-kid-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/11\/05\/jesus-christ-pose-kid-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Christ Pose (kid version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"jesuschristkid.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/jesuschristkid.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"352\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI was eating kyushoku with the kids at my elementary school, when they asked me why I spike my hair. I told them &#8220;God told me to&#8221;, and for some reason, the kid on the right stood up on a chair and acted out dying on the cross. &#8220;I&#8217;m Jesus Christ!&#8221; he said as the other kids laughed. It was so offensive, that I couldn&#8217;t contain my laughter. As I was laughing, the words &#8220;Blashpemer! You&#8217;re going straight to hell!&#8221; jumped into my head. Ah, I love teaching at elementary school.<br \/>\nThe incident reminds me of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/holidays\/christmas\/cross.asp\">story<\/a> about the Japanese department store in Tokyo that displayed a smiling crucified Santa during Chrismas. Its disappointing when you can&#8217;t confirm a good story like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was eating kyushoku with the kids at my elementary school, when they asked me why I spike my hair. I told them &#8220;God told me to&#8221;, and for some reason, the kid on the right stood up on a chair and acted out dying on the cross. &#8220;I&#8217;m Jesus Christ!&#8221; he said as the &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/11\/05\/jesus-christ-pose-kid-version\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}