{"id":367,"date":"2005-06-08T09:32:24","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T09:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/06\/mountain-monkey-showdown\/"},"modified":"2005-06-08T09:32:24","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T09:32:24","slug":"mountain-monkey-showdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/06\/08\/mountain-monkey-showdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Mountain Monkey Showdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monkey-related posts always make for interesting reading:<br \/>\n<i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;Anyway suddenly her cell phone rings and I can tell by her tone and face that something not so good has happened. I was right, she hangs up and looks at me with the most serious of faces and says &#8216;I have to go, mountain monkeys have attacked my parents country house.&#8217;&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/i><br \/>\nRead the rest here on <a href=\"http:\/\/junglejanemc.bebo.com\/home\/Journal.jsp?Ran=563700001\">Jane&#8217;s journal<\/a> under the entry &#8220;The moral of the story is&#8230;.&#8221; (as of right now, it&#8217;s three posts down).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monkey-related posts always make for interesting reading: &#8230;Anyway suddenly her cell phone rings and I can tell by her tone and face that something not so good has happened. I was right, she hangs up and looks at me with the most serious of faces and says &#8216;I have to go, mountain monkeys have attacked &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/06\/08\/mountain-monkey-showdown\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}