{"id":356,"date":"2005-05-23T14:07:50","date_gmt":"2005-05-23T14:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/05\/how-it-really-happened\/"},"modified":"2005-05-23T14:07:50","modified_gmt":"2005-05-23T14:07:50","slug":"how-it-really-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/05\/23\/how-it-really-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"How it really happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dagobah.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/dagobah.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"352\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nDamn you Obi-wan, I can see your blue glow from behind that tree- come out from there!<br \/>\n&#8220;You must go to Dagobah to find the great Jedi master, Yoda.&#8221; you said. All that&#8217;s here on this cursed mud hole is a geriatric muppet who taunts me, making me carry him around on my back. Stop laughing, you dick.<br \/>\nYou better have an idea on how to get my X-wing out of that bog, and I better not hear any of that &#8220;try using the force&#8221; crap! I should have never left Tatooine with you crackheads!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn you Obi-wan, I can see your blue glow from behind that tree- come out from there! &#8220;You must go to Dagobah to find the great Jedi master, Yoda.&#8221; you said. All that&#8217;s here on this cursed mud hole is a geriatric muppet who taunts me, making me carry him around on my back. Stop &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2005\/05\/23\/how-it-really-happened\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}