{"id":270,"date":"2004-08-15T18:09:48","date_gmt":"2004-08-15T18:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/08\/bomb-has-been-planted\/"},"modified":"2004-08-15T18:09:48","modified_gmt":"2004-08-15T18:09:48","slug":"bomb-has-been-planted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/08\/15\/bomb-has-been-planted\/","title":{"rendered":"Bomb Has Been Planted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes in real life I slip into FPS mode, where I methodically search the environment for targets to engage. This usually switches on when I am walking down a dark hallway or alley. Luckily, no one has jumped out at me so I haven&#8217;t had to shank them with my keys(and hopefully I never will have to do so).<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"de_dust.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/de_dust.jpg\" width=\"576\" height=\"428\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nWhy do they use the term &#8220;dust box&#8221; instead of &#8220;trash\/garbage can&#8221;?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"de_man.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/de_man.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"257\" border=\"0\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"de_woman.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/de_woman.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"257\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"de_handicapped.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/de_handicapped.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"257\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe restrooms at Daikanbo provide CTs (counter-terrorists) with the schematics to perform a hostage rescue, should the need ever arise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes in real life I slip into FPS mode, where I methodically search the environment for targets to engage. This usually switches on when I am walking down a dark hallway or alley. Luckily, no one has jumped out at me so I haven&#8217;t had to shank them with my keys(and hopefully I never will &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/08\/15\/bomb-has-been-planted\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}