{"id":237,"date":"2004-06-15T17:42:17","date_gmt":"2004-06-15T17:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/06\/tienes-arroz-bitch\/"},"modified":"2004-06-15T17:42:17","modified_gmt":"2004-06-15T17:42:17","slug":"tienes-arroz-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/06\/15\/tienes-arroz-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Tienes Arroz, Bitch?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"okinawancar.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/okinawancar.jpg\" width=\"552\" height=\"334\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThis thing made me want to put on a blindfold, spin around ten times, let the force guide my bat straight and true, and smash it open to get to the candy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This thing made me want to put on a blindfold, spin around ten times, let the force guide my bat straight and true, and smash it open to get to the candy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}