{"id":233,"date":"2004-06-11T17:17:26","date_gmt":"2004-06-11T17:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/06\/goroku-nensei-pets\/"},"modified":"2004-06-11T17:17:26","modified_gmt":"2004-06-11T17:17:26","slug":"goroku-nensei-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/06\/11\/goroku-nensei-pets\/","title":{"rendered":"Go\/Roku Nensei Pets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"gorokunenseipets.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/archives\/gorokunenseipets.jpg\" width=\"576\" height=\"428\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nYoshihiro: Dad, do you remember that you said I could have a pet if I brought up my grades?<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad:<\/i> Hmmmm&#8230; You have been getting good grades in school. I think you&#8217;re ready for the responsibility. You can pick any cow you like. Toshiki, pass the steak would you?<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro:<\/i> Can I have the calf with the big eyes?<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad:<\/i> Why not? What&#8217;s her name?<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro:<\/i> Britney! She&#8217;s so cute, just like my cow!<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad: <\/i>Great Yoshi-kun, make sure Britney eats a lot every day, and don&#8217;t make her get too much exercise. On another note, have you boys noticed that beef prices at an all time high, thanks to the BSE situation in America? We&#8217;re going to Disneyland this Summer!<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro:<\/i> What&#8217;s wrong Toshiki?<br \/>\n<i>Toshiki:<\/i> I can&#8217;t find Mary. I looked everywhere, but she just isn&#8217;t on the farm! It&#8217;s all my fault dad. I lost her&#8230; forgive me!<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad:<\/i> There, there son. I forgot to tell you that I had to send Mary away to Bovine University. You want her to be happy, right? Wow, this steak is awesome!<br \/>\n<i>Toshiki:<\/i> Yeah&#8230; I do, but I don&#8217;t understand&#8230;<br \/>\n<i>Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad:<\/i> Great! Glad that&#8217;s settled. Yoshihiro, can you pass the A-1?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoshihiro: Dad, do you remember that you said I could have a pet if I brought up my grades? Yoshihiro&#8217;s dad: Hmmmm&#8230; You have been getting good grades in school. I think you&#8217;re ready for the responsibility. You can pick any cow you like. Toshiki, pass the steak would you? Yoshihiro: Can I have the &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/06\/11\/goroku-nensei-pets\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ubuyama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}