{"id":133,"date":"2004-01-18T23:46:11","date_gmt":"2004-01-18T23:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/01\/american-engrish\/"},"modified":"2004-01-18T23:46:11","modified_gmt":"2004-01-18T23:46:11","slug":"american-engrish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/01\/18\/american-engrish\/","title":{"rendered":"American Engrish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notfoolinganybody.com\/14masterdonut\/\">this picture<\/a> is so great, I was tempted to cut and post it here, but I will resist my online klepto temptations. The site&#8217;s worth exploring with gems like &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.notfoolinganybody.com\/3chinesehut\/\">Chinese Hut<\/a>&#8220;.<br \/>\nI had no idea that there were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.japantoday.com\/gidx\/news216888.html\">Mister Donut <\/a> franchises in the states (who in their right mind would eat at Mister Donut when there are awesome places like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickercars.com\/\">Adam&#8217;s Avenue Donuts<\/a>, Yong&#8217;s Donuts, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/\">Krispy Kreme<\/a>, and all of the other Korean- uh, ahem, I guess I have been out of the loop for a while&#8230; make that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asianweek.com\/2000_06_22\/section_business.html\">Cambodian owned and operated donut shops<\/a> that make GOOD donuts). Master Donut, heh. I know that in the Deathmatch Arena, Master Donut would undoubtedly kick Mister&#8217;s Donuts, and then cannibalize his bretheren, while uttering &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.darthvader-starwars.com\/\">Now I am the Master<\/a>&#8220;.<br \/>\nOn a related note, I heard a rumor that there is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mos.co.jp\/index.html?\">Mos Burger<\/a> located somewhere around Mater Dei High School in Orange County. I have also heard that one exists in Hawaii. Are there any Mos Burgers in the states? And I heard that they have Circle Ks and 7-11s over there too! What, what? Those stores didn&#8217;t originate in Japan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, this picture is so great, I was tempted to cut and post it here, but I will resist my online klepto temptations. The site&#8217;s worth exploring with gems like &#8220;Chinese Hut&#8220;. I had no idea that there were Mister Donut franchises in the states (who in their right mind would eat at Mister Donut &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2004\/01\/18\/american-engrish\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}