Wild Rice

Ah, taking pictures of ridiculous vehicles in Japan (or fashion, or English usage, or… well, you get the point… is like shooting fish in a barrel with a 12 gauge, however, I like these animobiles. I kind of wish that they had huge wings protruding from their backs.

In Oita-ken, they have an African Safari amusement park, where you can sit behind caged panels in one of these busses watching bored lions sleeping, and various Pavlovian-trained African animals feeding from strategically placed troughs. You can also get your picture with a baby lion, which will surely contribute to the impossibility of it ever being considered to reintroduced into the wild due to desesitization. It may, however, have an opportunity to move in with Seigfreid and Roy.

Those who incite their wrath will tremble under the collective gaze of the Animobiles.


If there ever comes a time where I have to make a choice, I will choose the Rhinomobile to destroy all challengers in demolition derby.