Ka-Thunk… Ka-Thunk… Ka-Thunk…

Ah, as long as we’re on the subject of the good ‘ol days, here is another memorable episode about roommate torture methods practiced and refined in the Sabado Tarde apartment. One day Steve went to soccer, and so we (which was usually me and Brian) seized an opportunity to pick on him. We
1. took all of his underwear, save one pair
2. soaked it in water
3. put it in the freezer
4. put a note that read “got underwear” in his empty drawer
5. waited
After two hours he came back exhausted. But instead of taking a shower, he went to go get something out of the freezer. His underwear, by now frozen into a solid cube, fell from the freezer with a THUD! Nothing needed to be said. He knew who did it, and he threw the frozen underwear at us. That mofo hurt, as it was pretty much a chunk of ice. But it was worth it! Steve took a shower, and threw his underwear in the dryer. He got more and more angry, and we laughed more and more, as the block went ka-thunk… ka-thunk… ka-thunk in the dryer. He should’ve been greatful that I had remembered to save him one pair of underwear, but for some reason he didn’t find this act to be redeeming in the least. People can be so ungreatful!
As a post script, shizzolating this post yielded a decent re-write:
Ka-Thunk, know what I’m sayin’? .. Ka-Thunk, know what I’m sayin’? .. Ka-Thunk, know what I’m sayin’? ..
Ah, as long as we’re on da subject of da gravy ‘ol days, here is another memorable episode ’bout roommate torture methods practiced ‘n refined in da Sabado Tarde apartment, know what I’m sayin’? One day Steve went soccer, ‘n so we (which wuz usually me ‘n Brian) seized an opportunity pick on tha dude’s ass, know what I’m sayin’? We
1. took izzall of tha dude’s underwear, save one pair
2. soaked that shiznit in H-2-Izzo
3. put that shiznit in da freezer
4. put a note that read “gots underwear” in tha dude’s empty drawer
5. waited
After two hours tha dude came back exhausted, know what I’m sayin’? But instead of taking a shower, tha dude went go get something out of da freezer n’ shit. His underwear, by now frozen into a solid cube, fell from da freezer wit a THUD! Nothing needed be be like, know what I’m sayin’? Tha dude knew who did that shiznit, ‘n tha dude threw da frozen underwear at us.” That mofo hurt, as that shiznit wuz pretty much a chunk of ice.” But that shiznit wuz worth that shiznit! Steve took a shower, ‘n threw tha dude’s underwear in da dryer, know what I’m sayin’? Tha dude gots mo’ ‘n mo’ angry, ‘n we laughed mo’ ‘n mo’, as da block went ka-thunk n’ shit. .. ka-thunk, know what I’m sayin’? .. ka-thunk in da dryer.” Tha dude should’ve been greatful that I had remembered save tha dude’s ass one pair of underwear, but fo’ some reason tha dude didn’t find this act be redeeming in da least, know what I’m sayin’? Peeps can be so ungreatful!