Monkey-related posts always make for interesting reading:
...Anyway suddenly her cell phone rings and I can tell by her tone and face that something not so good has happened. I was right, she hangs up and looks at me with the most serious of faces and says 'I have to go, mountain monkeys have attacked my parents country house.'...
Read the rest here on Jane's journal under the entry "The moral of the story is...." (as of right now, it's three posts down).