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Unorthodox Wu-Shu

If a modern day Bruce steps forward to take up the challenge, a remake of Enter The Dragon is entirely possible with the help of Donald Rumsfeld (Thanks to Chris for the link) who will be cast as Han, the evil geriatric dude who makes life as a hand amputee look pretty cool with the interchangeable prosthetic hands of death. The part of Yang Sze (Bolo) is to be played by Bob Sapp, who claims "NFL" as his fighting style.

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Cheney could play Jim Kelly's character!

Adam:

Now that's some sick kung fu...

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