.....Is the conclusion you would most likely infer from the past 6 comments posted (which I have since deleted).
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Comment:
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I suspect that this is payback for posting the previous entry by the person who bears a resemblance to the picture, or the very person whose picture is posted...
Damn! Its enough to get 10 spams a day that promise to "enhance your penis size" or to help you "gain several inches" or that will "set your libido on fire". If this was indeed posted by someone trying to make a profit, you are a sorry worthless bastard. Post comments on your own site... I am sure Boner Blog could be a big success. That being said, you are NOT WELCOME to post your ads here (especially if you don't ask you rude bastard! In the words of the immortal Ash: What were you, born in a barn?).
So I urge you, don't buy Viagra over the net from these bastards: Instead, why don't you support the Mexican economy and obtain it for a fraction of the cost while eating beef (most likely dog, cat, or rat if you really want to think about it) tacos, while you sip on a dos equis or corona in TJ. While you're at it, why not buy some M1000s, hammocks, and old school bottles of Fanta immersed in ice cold Montezuma's Revenge laden cooler carts... And just give that damn kid a buck for his 10 boxes of Chicle so that he will stop following you, in his squeaky voice calling "Meester, meester!". Don't forget to take pictures in front of the donkey that is literally painted black and white to look like a zeebra, and while were on the subject of donkeys...
Anyhow, switching gears, I heard this joke from a sick mofo from Saga-ken who almost got kicked off of the JET Programme from committing a felony during Summer Vacation:
Q. What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby? (If you are a sensitive person, if you are already uncomfortable with the question, if you are not allowed to read mature material on the web, or if you find such jokes distasteful you probably shouldn't click below)
A. A Boner.
Don't get it? Just think about it. What type of person would make up a joke like this?
Hey, don't look at me like that, I just repeated the joke that a sick, sick person told infront a crowd of shocked people. By clicking for the answer, you have proven yourself a sado-masichist.
Comments (5)
From Taro, an OZ joke:
Q:
How do you stop an abo(rigine) from drowning in a pond?
A:
Take your foot off his head.
Posted by: J | October 25, 2003 1:17 AM
Posted on: October 25, 2003 01:17
Haha! HTML is turned off, and if you really read my blog, you would know that I don't need viagra because I have abundant supplies of mamushi-zake.
Posted by: Adam | March 3, 2004 9:01 AM
Posted on: March 3, 2004 09:01
Erectile dysfunction (ED) is the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner. Most men experience this at some point in their lives, usually by age 40, and are not psychologically affected by it.
Some men, however, experience chronic, complete erectile dysfunction (impotence), and others, partial or brief erections. Frequent erectile dysfunction can cause emotional and relationship problems, and often leads to diminished self-esteem. Erectile dysfunction has many causes, most of which are treatable, and is not an inevitable consequence of aging.
Posted by: Macgrath | October 7, 2005 11:28 PM
Posted on: October 7, 2005 23:28
Hey~just came across ur blog, i have a bf who has problems with this and figured there might be ppl on this blog who can offer me some advice...I think I'm being supportive of him~This has happened 3 out of the 4 times we've been intimate~he gets so discouraged, said he saw a doctor who told him he was absolutely fine physically, that it was all in his head (nice supportive doctor~I think there would have been a better way to put that and not make him feel bad for asking~ya know?)...Anyways, I think he's scared to go back and me bringing it up will seem like I'm nagging and add to his anxiety about it~though I would do so out of wanting to encourage him~He feels like less of a man because of this and it really bums him out~he's only in his early 30s...don't know what's kosher to ask or vent about on here~just stumbled across this~oh lucky you! If my questions/ comments are out of line, please delete them...just figured i'd ask? TY
Posted by: Lori | January 19, 2006 11:43 PM
Posted on: January 19, 2006 23:43
Lori, your best approach is to be extremely sensitive and supportive of your boyfriend. Check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction
If you guys can figure out the reason for his impotence, then you have a better chance of dealing with it. Perhaps something as simple as a high quality ginseng supplement would work, but don't take my word for it, as I haven't researched ED in depth.
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Adam | January 22, 2006 8:17 PM
Posted on: January 22, 2006 20:17