Sure formula

Yesterday I slaved out in the hot sun, carefully detailing our black car.

After that, I watered the garden heavily because it looked dry.

Today I woke to the sound of heavy raindrops hitting banana leaves.

This is only the second time it’s rained in four months.

The first time happened after I washed both cars.

I am a level 3 shaman with powerful rain juju.

2 Replies to “Sure formula”

  1. I would like to see said rain juju be applied in Bakersfield. Unless you are a level 3 redneck shaman, I see only failure in your future.

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