A Hyperlinky Ode to a Damn Fine Fish – Soft Tilapia Pr0n

Oh, Tilapia, how versatile thy be!
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You are on my plate nearly every week, and my favorite New Years repast.

In fact, you are farmed in such numbers, so misused for pest/plant control, and just so damn tough that you threaten every natural environment you visit.
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Some even call you the farmed fish of biblical fame.
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However.
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Now they can make your skin into leather.
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… And can hence be used for bust control.
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THE END
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Link to the online retailer of tilapia skin products mentioned in the latter Reuters article linked above: angie&penny
I finally found the video most of the graphics used above were pulled from (the others are mine or from Google Images):

One Reply to “A Hyperlinky Ode to a Damn Fine Fish – Soft Tilapia Pr0n”

  1. Fishkini might be great for your sisters, right? Maybe in all your spare time, you can catch some and begin the home-made-gifts project. I wonder why they didn’t how a guy in a man-fishkini?

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