Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain

PRANCES WITH WOLVES
JEREMIAH’S JOHNSON
HOME ON THE RANGER
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
DESTRY RIDES AGAIN… AND AGAIN
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BONE-NANZA
COOL HAND LUBE
LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS
SILVER-ROD-Ooh!
and my favorite:
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
(for some reason, sent to me in three distinct forms from 3 different people since yesterday)

One Reply to “Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain”

  1. In the last three years, I have come to know more people to which I have had a phobia for most of my life. Not that I disliked or avoided anything – just had a case of a light weight phobia……OK, I have had a slight case of homophobia, and HIVphobia. I mean, I never had any violent reactions, but would not go out of my way to involve myself. At the end of the day, I just figured that the population could use a break anyway. Now, it’s all over the place. I mean, the existence was nothing new – just more comfortable in the limelight. I guess all I needed was a proximity check.

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